The Laws of the Land (a.k.a. Don’t Be That Guy/Girl)

Yes, I know, rules are the broccoli of life—necessary, but not exactly thrilling. However, we’ve got a few we’d like you to nibble on before jumping into Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory ETpub.

Underage? – So, you’re not old enough to remember the glory days of dial-up internet? No problem! Just go ask your parents or guardian if you can play. Seriously, don’t make me send your mom a text like: “Hi Mrs. Smith, your kid wants to play a game where they shoot things… is that cool?” It’s awkward for everyone involved.

No swearing or abusive language (please and thank you). Our server is equipped with Neil Toronto’s censor filter, which means if you drop F-bombs, the consequences are hilariously brutal. You’ll be muted for a minute, lose 5 XP, burst into flames like you’re in a Michael Bay movie, and slowly incinerate in front of your teammates. Do it a few times and you’ll be kicked faster than someone who tries to explain how cryptocurrency works at a dinner party. So maybe keep the sailor talk in check?

Abusing other players – Let me be clear: if you come in here acting like you’re the MVP of the universe and start trashing noobs for their “lack of skill,” we’re going to slam the door on you faster than a cat running from a vacuum. Permaban. No trial, no lawyer, no calling your cousin who works in tech support. Be cool, we were all noobs once—even you, Captain Ego.

Have fun – That’s it. Simple. Just have fun. I mean, you’re here to blow off steam, not become a virtual dictator. So relax, frag some enemies, and let the good times roll!